Lucifer (TV Series)

It Never Ends Well for the Chicken (2020)

D.B. Woodside: Melvin the Magnificent

Quotes 

• Melvin the Magnificent : For just twelve dollars, our deluxe ceremony of Anubis includes this ceremonial mask, two acolytes, and a drum made from the skin of a Vestal Virgin, a gilded sacrificial dagger, and one live... chicken!

  Lucifer Morningstar : It never ends well for the chicken.

  Melvin the Magnificent : Or you might prefer our economy package. Only six dollars! And the chicken heart comes pre-sacrificed for your convenience.

• Jack : Can any of your "parishioners" account for your whereabouts from noon to six today?

  Melvin the Magnificent : Well, sure, I was here. I did four tarot card readings... uh, an exorcism... and a bar mitzvah.

• Melvin the Magnificent : Melvin the Magnificent, at your service! Board-certified priest, oracle, shaman, and justice of the peace.