- Bing Partridge: There is a place I know. It's a special place. They don't let just anyone in. But if you get in, everyone is friends and no one ever picks on you ever again.
- Mike Demeter: Disneyland?
- Bing Partridge: No! No. This is a *real* place. You wanna go?
- Cassie Manx: [referring to the title character from the 1922 film Nosferatu] I don't mean physical resemblance, Charles, but his passionate nature. His eyes - that's what it is. You have his wounded, soulful eyes.
- Charlie Manx: I have wounded eyes? He's an old, ugly man with bad posture.