It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo (2007)
Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds
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Quotes
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Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson : Okay, Dennis, I'm confused.
Dennis Reynolds : Why's that?
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson : These are just pictures of women with giant breasts.
Dennis Reynolds : ...Yeah.
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson : And in some of these sketches, the women aren't even wearing clothes.
Dennis Reynolds : Yes.
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson : Well... Why?
Dennis Reynolds : Listen... Let me level with you. You're an attractive girl. I mean certainly you've got some potential, right? There's no reason to be so nervous around me. Why don't you just order a couple of my dresses and maybe if you're lucky, I'll even make one special just for you. And if you look good enough in it... hell, I might even consider having sex with you. How does that sound?
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson : Terrible.
Dennis Reynolds : Alright, let's just calm down. You're having a reaction. It's understandable. It's the nerd in you talking. Why don't we start over. How many of my dresses would you like to order?
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson : None. Not one.
Dennis Reynolds : Okay, well I'm not going to take no for an answer because I just refuse to do that because I'm a winner and winners... we don't listen to words like "no" or "don't" or "stop!" Those words are just not in our vocabulary. I know what you need. You need to see my dresses on a model. I'll tell you what, I'm going to come back tomorrow with a model.
Ingrid 'Fatty Mcgoo' Nelson : Please don't do that.
Dennis Reynolds : Save your breath, Ingrid. Those words have never worked on me. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Dennis Reynolds : Everyone gather 'round. I have an announcement to make.
Frank Reynolds : Dennis has an announcement?
[to Mac]
Frank Reynolds : Go, now's your chance. Rant and rave.
Mac : [shouting] Gather 'round, everybody! Gather 'round, please!
Dee Reynolds : We're all standing here.
Frank Reynolds : Is this everybody?
Mac : Is this everybody?
Dee Reynolds : You know it's everybody. What are you doing?
Mac : Dennis has an announcement.
Dee Reynolds : Yeah, I-I-I heard that. I'm wondering what it is.
Mac : It's an announcement!
Charlie Kelly : What's up, Dennis?
Dennis Reynolds : I have an announcement.
Dee Reynolds : OH, MY GOD! WHAT IS IT?
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Dee Reynolds : You're not a winner, Dennis. You're not a winner because you used to be popular in high school but I think you peaked.
Dennis Reynolds : [stops in his tracks, then walks back towards Dee] Peaked? Peaked, Dee?
[chuckles]
Dennis Reynolds : Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.