The IT Crowd (TV Series)

Smoke and Mirrors (2007)

Chris O'Dowd: Roy Trenneman

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Quotes 

• Roy : Moss, I don't like to be negative about it, but everything you invent is worthless.

  Moss : Ah, well, prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark 'egg on your face'!

  [pause] 

  Moss : I sort of forget what I was talking about.

• Roy : How do you feel? You feel ready?

  Moss : My middle name is ready. No, that doesn't sound right. I eat ready for breakfast.

• Jen Barber : Where'd you get pizza?

  Roy : Some idiot left it in the toilet!

• Dragon's Den offscreen announcer : Jen, Roy, and Maurice are IT professionals with Reynholm industries. They walk up the stairs and across the room. They nod at the Dragons. One of them, Maurice, puts a case on a chair.The Dragons are beside piles of money, with pens.

  Jen Barber : [nervously]  Women in the workplace...

  Dragon's Den offscreen announcer : Take your time.

  Jen Barber : Women working... in a workplace environment, work... in workplaces... um, where they work. And, as a woman... as a worker... As a woman worker who... works in workplaces... Um, sorry, a bit of asthma.

  [after an awkward silence, Moss opens the brief case and holds up a bra, which spontaneously bursts into flames. He drops it and stamps it out] 

  Roy : We are looking for £400,000 at 2%.