Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : Look, I know you two are useless when it comes to women. But Daniel, you surely should have some sort of self-help mumbo jumbo advice for me.
Dan Espinoza : You want my advice?
Lucifer Morningstar : Sadly, yes.
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Amenadiel : It's Linda that's the problem. She just handed me the baby and left.
Dan Espinoza : Well, what'd you do?
Amenadiel : I just said what you said. That it's okay that she gets it wrong all the time, and it's perfectly natural that she's so clueless because no one ever...
[Realizes what he just said]
Amenadiel : Oh. Okay. Right, I... I see what happened there
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Lucifer Morningstar : This whole relationship nonsense... How am I supposed to know what she's thinking?
Dan Espinoza : That's man's eternal question, bro.
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Dan Espinoza : The guy's perfect. He makes me feel so bad about myself, you know? And I kind of already do that enough on my own.
Amenadiel : What are you talking about? You're a great guy.
[Dan scoffs]
Amenadiel : Hey. Great cop, great dad. And your hair, it's so high.
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Dan Espinoza : [about Jed] I swear, there's a part of Chloe that will never get over his stupid chiseled face.
[Off Lucifer's look]
Dan Espinoza : Sorry, man.
Lucifer Morningstar : There's no need to apologize. The detective had a child with you, and I've never felt the slightest bit threatened.
[Looks at Jed]
Lucifer Morningstar : You're right. He does have a stupid face.
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Dan Espinoza : Chloe's putting on a show over at Lux to draw out the killer with you as the headliner.
Jed Carnal : Wait, then shouldn't I be there?
