Legally Blonde: The Musical (TV Movie 2007) - Andy Karl as Dewey, Kyle, Grandmaster Chad, Ensemble

Elle Woods : Paulette, are you ready?

Paulette : I don't know, Elle! Dewey scares the crap outta me!

Elle Woods : Channel that fear! Remember! You are a strong independent woman and you must be reunited with your dog.

Emmett Forrest : Anyone who bakes their dog a birthday cake deserves nothing less.

Paulette : Oh! And it's shaped like a BONE!

Elle Woods : And that kind of devotion cannot be ignored.

Paulette : Well, it's not easy to find dog-friendly chocolate substitutes.

[knocks on trailer]

Dewey : Who in the -

[leans out window]

Dewey : Oh, crap, not you again. Paulette. Get your fat ass off'n my property.

Paulette : Dewey! I wanna see my dog! I gotta right! And I bet you didn't even know it's his birthday today!

[shows him the cake]

Dewey : [leans back in window] Oh, it's your birthday, it's your birthday! Well, you can't see him, jellygut.

[takes the cake]

Dewey : Best decision I ever made was throwin' you out!

Paulette : AAARGH!

[stomps feet]

Paulette : Can you believe I lived with that for ten years! And that cheapskate never even bought me a ring!
Kyle : The name's Kyle. This is my new route, and the first stop of the day. Kinda cool karma, huh?
Kyle : I've got a package...
Kyle : [to Paulette and Elle] Do me a favor? Have yourself a super day!

Andy Karl: Dewey, Kyle, Grandmaster Chad, Ensemble