The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Jerusalem Duality (2008)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : Do you know what he did? He watched me work for ten minutes, and then started to design a simple piece of software that could replace me.
Leonard Hofstadter : Is that even possible?
Raj Koothrappali : As it turns out, yes.
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Penny : Oh, hey guys, what's up?
Howard Wolowitz : We need a hot fifteen year old Asian girl with a thing for smart guys.
Penny : What?
Leonard Hofstadter : Howard, that's racist. Any fifteen year old girl will do the trick.
[Penny slams door]
Raj Koothrappali : It's possible she may have misunderstood us.
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[last lines]
Raj Koothrappali : Hey, look at that. It's Dennis Kim.
Howard Wolowitz : Wow, I almost didn't recognize him.
Raj Koothrappali : You know, I kind of feel bad about what we did to him.
[Kim is locked in a kiss with a blond girl]
Leonard Hofstadter : [sarcastic] Yeah, we really ruined his life.
Sheldon Cooper : Screw him. He was weak.
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Howard Wolowitz : Smart is the new sexy.
Leonard : Then why do we go home alone every night? We're still smart.
Rajesh Koothrapali : Maybe we're too smart... so smart it's off-putting.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, let's go with that.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, so we now have a socially awkward genius in a room full of attractive, age-appropriate women.
Howard Wolowitz : All he has to do now is hook up with one of them.
Leonard Hofstadter : Anyone else see the flaw in this plan?
Raj Koothrappali : We need a social catalyst.
Leonard Hofstadter : Like what? We can't get fifteen year old girls drunk.
Howard Wolowitz : Or can we...?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, we can't!
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Leonard Hofstadter : The kid got a girl.
Raj Koothrappali : Unbelievable.
Howard Wolowitz : Did anyone see how he did it?
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Raj Koothrappali : We can't send him back to North Korea. He knows how to get out.
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Raj Koothrappali : You know, if we were in India, this would be simpler. Five minutes with her dad, twenty goats and a laptop, and we'd be done.