The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bat Jar Conjecture (2008)
Mark Harelik: Dr. Eric Gablehauser
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Dr. Eric Gablehauser : [after Sheldon declines to accept Dmitri the janitor's correct answer as their official answer] Therefore, your winner is...
Leonard : [Stops him] Hold on a second.
[Stands up and faces him, admonishingly]
Leonard : Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important that you would rather lose by yourself than win as part of a team?
Sheldon : I don't understand the question.
Leonard : [Shrugs, then to Dr. Gablehauser] Alright, continue.
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : The winner is PMS!
[They celebrate to Queen's "We Are the Champions"]
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Dr. Eric Gablehauser : AA, I need your official answer.
Sheldon : [regarding Dmitri ringing in] Well, it's not what he said.
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : Than what is it?
Sheldon : I want a different question.
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : You can't have a different question.
Sheldon : Formal protest.
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : Denied.
Sheldon : Informal protest.
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : Denied. I need your official answer.
Sheldon : No. I decline to provide one.
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : Well, that's too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
Sheldon : That's your opinion.
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Dr. Eric Gablehauser : First question. For ten points: What is the isospin singlet partner of the pi-zero meson?
[Leonard and Sheldon ring in]
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : PMS?
Leonard : The eta meson.
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : Correct.
[the audience applauds]
Sheldon : Formal protest.
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : On what grounds?
Sheldon : The Velcro on my wrist brace caught on my shirt.
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : Denied.
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Howard Wolowitz : [Buzzing in and giving his correct answer to a question] Seven hundred and sixty degrees Fahrenheit. The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.
[Looks at her]
Dr. Eric Gablehauser : Mr. Wolowitz, this is your second warning.