- Dan Espinoza: I came back and saw his... freakin' scary-ass red face!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I'm not particularly fond of your face, either, Daniel, but you don't see me trying to kill you.
- Mazikeen: I talked to the copycat. Well, "talk" isn't exactly the right word.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, did he scream anything of value?
- Lucifer Morningstar: What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone, without killing them?
- Les Klumpsky: I once ate someone's kidney in front of them.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ew. Well, that's a non-starter. I refuse to put any part of Daniel in my mouth.
- Mazikeen: Aren't you overreacting? I mean, a fever of 101 doesn't sound like a big deal to me. In Hell, we kept it at a brisk 120.
- Lucifer Morningstar: KillShare is...?
- Scotty Thomas: It's a dark web chat site for those interested in, well, killing.
- Ella Lopez: Jeez, there's a site for everything.
- Ella Lopez: God, just when I thought I'd found a good guy.
- Pete Daily: I am a good guy.
- Ella Lopez: Yeah, except for the whole, you know, killing people part.
- Pete Daily: Exactly. Everyone has flaws.
- Mazikeen: Copycat said, and I quote, "LilyMan looks for windbags".
- Ella Lopez: So he targets women who talk a lot? Gulp.
- Pete Daily: Uh, Ells, just to be clear... This is you breaking up with me, right?
- Ella Lopez: Pete... you're going to burn in Hell.
- Scotty Thomas: My nerd squad. We're developing a virtual reality game where the user gets to be a serial killer.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Humans. Honestly.
- Ella Lopez: Pete takes my hand, he stares into my eyes...
- Chloe Decker: Mm-hmm.
- Ella Lopez: And he says, "I love... meatloaf". And I mean, sure, meatloaf, absolutely delish, okay? But I don't think that's what he meant, Chloe. I think *I* am the meatloaf. Me.
- Amenadiel: Maybe stop wasting time trying to get me to slow it and just, you know, do some good old-fashioned detective work.
- Mazikeen: I'll get him talking.
- Lucifer Morningstar: No. We've only got one shot at this. We can't risk him lawyering up or dying.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Did Klumpsky ever meet his inspiration? Did he ever get a good look at him?
- Mazikeen: No.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure?
- Mazikeen: Five broken ribs, a torn rotator cuff, and "It's a Small World" on repeat? Yeah, I'm sure.
- Michael: It's all part of a bigger plan.
- Chloe Decker: Plan? What, to make me dislike you even more?
- Michael: No. But... Spoiler alert! It is gonna be epic.
- Les Klumpsky: For the numerous reasons above, I demand your publication use my preferred serial killer name. Sincerely... the Voice Box Killer"