- God: But I'm sure everything will turn out just fine.
- Lucifer Morningstar: That's what you said about the bloody dinosaurs!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Family. Can't live with them, no longer have the tools to banish them to an alternate universe.
- God: I guess you get your denial from your father.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What denial? Kidding. Mostly.