- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, maybe Dan could do with a vacation. Who do I know in one of those countries where they hunt American tourists for sport?
- Dan Espinoza: Oh, I found God. And He exploded my entire body for sleeping with his wife, so I don't think He's quite the guy you think He is.
- Dan Espinoza: And I don't have any demons. Unless you count the fact I've been working with the Devil for the last few years, but that's, you know, out of my control.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Don't be ridiculous, Daniel. Nothing's changed. I'm still the same person, charming, beloved. And you're still the same person too, useless, tolerated.
- Dan Espinoza: I really thought you died, Maze.
- Mazikeen: You think I'd take a bullet for you? Well... not in the chest, anyway.
- Dan Espinoza: Easy. Just follow a plan whipped up spur-of-the-moment by a demon to deliver a psychopath to a bunch of murderers, after I scam him into saving my life. It'll work perfectly.
- Mazikeen: Just don't screw it up.