It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2 (2007)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

Quotes 

• Sal : Explain to me why my wife is calling me telling me that one of Pussy Hands' friends tried to force himself on her.

  Mac , Dennis Reynolds , Charlie Kelly : Oh! Oh! Oh!

  Anthony : This guy?

  Mac : Oh! Oh! That's crazy!

  Anthony : Enough with the "oh"s!

• Mac : Frank, he cannot bang this woman. It's the mob boss's wife.

  Frank Reynolds : Oh, what do you think she's gonna do, call her husband and say she's bangin' a whore? Dennis, up those stairs!

• Sal : I need you to go over to my house and... take care of my wife.

  Mac : You mean like rub her out?

  Sal : No!

  Mac : You want me to bang her?

• Sal : [after being paid]  Okay. Well, that was close.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, it seemed close.

  Mac : It got a little stressful there.

  Johnny : A little tense.

  Mac : "Tense" is an excellent word for what happened.

• Mac : Frank, put the gun away.

  Frank Reynolds : Oh, no! I'm goin' out, I'm goin' guns blazin'.