It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2 (2007)
Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds
Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : Where am I having dinner tonight, Frank? I'm kind of in the mood for Asian fusion.
Frank Reynolds : No more dinners. We're going straight to bangin' from now on. Check this out.
[shows Dennis his newspaper ad]
Dennis Reynolds : Jesus Christ, man.
Frank Reynolds : What, you got a problem?
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah. This makes me seem like a whore.
Frank Reynolds : You are a whore.
Dennis Reynolds : I'm not a whore, I'm a handsome companion who goes to nice dinners with fancy women, and who has rules about what he'll do. I mean, what happened to the rules, Frank?
Frank Reynolds : You can still have your rules.
Dennis Reynolds : It says right here "no rules"!
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Dennis Reynolds : Like that? Huh? Get what you want?
Frannie : Just keep dancing, whore.
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Sal : Explain to me why my wife is calling me telling me that one of Pussy Hands' friends tried to force himself on her.
Mac , Dennis Reynolds , Charlie Kelly : Oh! Oh! Oh!
Anthony : This guy?
Mac : Oh! Oh! That's crazy!
Anthony : Enough with the "oh"s!
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Frank Reynolds : Your "Jane" is sitting over there.
Dennis Reynolds : Aw, you gotta be kid- Her? Dude, she's like a hundred years old.
Frank Reynolds : 68 tops.
Dennis Reynolds : That's still extremely old. I'm not kissing that.
Frank Reynolds : Nah, you don't have to kiss her. We can make that one of your rules.
Dennis Reynolds : This time nothing with the ass, 'cause that got really weird last time, alright?
Frank Reynolds : What are you talkin' about?
Dennis Reynolds : You didn't set up that ass play on the last one?
Frank Reynolds : No, I never set up any ass play.
Dennis Reynolds : Alright. Well, I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway, just to be safe.
Frank Reynolds : Alright. Do that.
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Sal : [after being paid] Okay. Well, that was close.
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, it seemed close.
Mac : It got a little stressful there.
Johnny : A little tense.
Mac : "Tense" is an excellent word for what happened.