Mom (TV Series)

Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show (2019)

Kate Micucci: Patty

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Quotes 

• Patty : I wish Bonnie was my mom.

  Christy : Wow, when I was a kid I used to say the same thing.

• Bonnie : As your sponsor it's my job to make suggestions that make you go 'uck!', and here's one of them. I want you to text your mom and tell her 'Thank you'.

  Patty : Uck! What for?

  Bonnie : For doing such a good job taking care of your daughter.

• Patty : There's even a stocking for me! It doesn't get any better than this.

  Adam : [unamused in footie pajamas and a Santa hat]  It gets *way* better than this.

  Patty : [phone pings]  It's my mom! She's gonna let me Facetime with Emily while she opens her presents!

  Bonnie : [getting weepy]  Really? That's terrific!

  Christy : Mom, why're you crying now?

  Bonnie : I'm the best sponsor ever!

  Christy : ...You kind of are.

• Bonnie : [Patty plans to get her daughter]  What about your mother?

  Patty : I'll wait until she falls asleep, crawl in through the doggie door, get my daughter, sneak us out of there and find a motel for us to celebrate Christmas in.

  Christy : Oh my God, we're gonna be on Dateline.

• Christy : Patty, if you try to make a break for it, just know I'm stronger than I look.

  Patty : No you're not.

  Christy : No I'm not.

• Bonnie : Listen, if you want to get yourself a sponsor who's a little more put together, I totally understand.

  Patty : Are you crazy? They say you're supposed to want what your sponsor has, and more than anything, I want what you have with Christy.

• Christy : I like to think the people living inside my gingerbread house are all very happy.

  [the walls cave in] 

  Patty : Now they're all dead.

  Christy : I prefer to think they got out okay.

  Patty : No, they're trapped under the rubble and there's terrible cell service.