Raggedy Ann and Andy in the Great Santa Claus Caper (1978 TV Movie)

Les Tremayne: Alexander Graham Wolf, Santa Claus

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Alexander Graham Wolf : How do you do? Allow me to introduce meself. Me name is Wolf. Alexander Graham Wolf.

  [holds up a card: "Alexander Graham Wolf - Inefficiency Expert - The Gloopstick Corporation"] 

  Alexander Graham Wolf : I am an inefficiency expert, licensed to kill inefficiency whenever and wherever I find it. And me next client, although he doesn't know it yet, will be good old Santy Claus. Yes, good old Santy Claus himself. Why? Because good old Santy runs the most inefficient, old-fashioned, outdated factory in the whole world, so he's just going to have to shape up.

  [activates his Gloopstick Corporation rocket and drives it toward the North Pole] 

  Alexander Graham Wolf : Put Christmas on a paying basis for Santy and his new partner: namely, meself.

  [points out the name "Gloopstick"] 

  Alexander Graham Wolf : And just what is Gloopstick, you may ask? Oh, just the greatest invention since the wheel. Well, I mustn't dally if everyone in the world is to have a Gloopstick-covered present this Christmas. I must be off and away.

  [zooms off]