Simon Amstell: David Bowie played Pontius Pilate in "The Last Temptation of Christ." I'm not saying he was wooden, but a certain Mr. Jesus Christ was nailed to him.
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Announcer: Congratulations, it's the Worst Joke of the Show!
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