- Alice: That's not Harry.
- Nathan: No, it's Leonard. There's been a mix-up.
- Alice: God, he's fat! Did he eat something that disagreed with him, like his shed?
- [seeing Leonard's family]
- Alice: Oh, shit.
- Nathan: He was run over.
- Alice: Well, that must have taken some doing.
- [pauses]
- Alice: Oh, my God. Sorry.
- Nathan: Let's get you a quiet corner. And a gag.
- Alice: Cup of tea?
- Detective Prior: No, thank you.
- Alice: Good. 'Cause I've lost the milk.
- [laughing]
- Alice: In fact, do use your detective skills to find the fridge.
- Detective Prior: We're sorry for your loss.
- Alice: Yeah. Not as sorry as I am.
- Coroner: I have the police statement and postmortem. But for the purposes of my report, it's important I get a picture from all witnesses. So, do you have anything to add?
- Alice: Oh, well... He fell down the stairs.
- Coroner: He had been drinking?
- Alice: Not heavily. It, it's a new... unfamiliar house... with no banisters.
- Coroner: I think that's actually illegal.
- Alice: Well, he built the house, so let's sue him, shall we?