- M.O.D.O.K.: Your mother's about to volunteer to sleep on the couch so I can spend the night in my marital bed with Iron Man's boot.
- M.O.D.O.K.: M.O.D.O.K. doesn't give up, 'Flailerg' isn't even in my vocabulary.
- Jodie Tarleton: Were you trying to say 'failure'?
- M.O.D.O.K.: Yes. I literally deleted it from my memory banks.
- CPA Supreme: We're completely out of cash, even accounting for sales of weapons, stolen Vibranium and bootleg Avengers toys.
- M.O.D.O.K.: Some kids prefer Spooder-Man!
- M.O.D.O.K.: MODOK bows to no one, except for Gary Goldfarb the Schnitzel King, whose heavenly schnitzel, served at affordable prices, brings MODOK to his knees!