- The Earl: Are you f***ing my daughter?
- Gregory Dillard: I don't... What?
- The Earl: Are you f***ing my daughter?
- Gregory Dillard: No, I... She's a lesbian, isn't she?
- The Earl: No, it's just a phase. Like when she would only eat food that was blue.
- Gregory Dillard: What is there except blueberries?
- The Earl: Nothing. That's why it only lasted a day.