Mean Girls (2024)

Bebe Wood: Gretchen Wieners

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• Karen Shetty : I can be a sexy doctor and cure some sexy cancer. That's not right, is it?

  Gretchen Wieners : No.

  Karen Shetty : I can sexy cure some cancer?

  Gretchen Wieners : No.

  Karen Shetty : I can cure sex cancer!

  Gretchen Wieners : Sex cancer doesn't exist.

  Karen Shetty : I did it!

• Gretchen Wieners : Don't worry. I will never tell Regina what you said. I am very trustworthy. Karen's had sex with eleven people and I've never told anyone.

• Gretchen Wieners : Oh, okay. If you and Regina are best friends now, then you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets? Okay. For example, she gave you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you because she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them, sorry. Also, she says she has a nose job, but that's to distract from the fact that she had one of her ears moved. Also, she totally cheats on Aaron. Yeah, every Thursday she says she has college prep, but really, she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the third floor janitorial closet on the bags of sawdust that they use for barf. And I never told anyone because I am such a good friend.

• Gretchen Wieners : Why are you dressed so scary?

  Cady Heron : It's Halloween.

  Gretchen Wieners : Cady, if you don't dress slutty, that is slut-shaming us.

• Gretchen Wieners : What are you thinking about?

  Jason Weems : Chicken wings later.

  Gretchen Wieners : Do you ever think about me?

  Jason Weems : Sometimes, when I'm looking right at you.

  [Gretchen passionately kisses him] 

• Regina George : Karen, I can see your bra.

  Karen Shetty : It's on purpose. I'm going for a look.

  Regina George : Is it "girl who slept with 11 people"? 'Cause you're nailing it.

  Gretchen Wieners : I think you look fetch.

  Regina George : Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!