Stephen Ouimette: Beetlejuice

Quotes 

• Lydia Deetz : [outside a concert stadium]  Beetlejuice! I thought I'd never find you in all this congestion!

  Beetlejuice : You've got to expect congestion at the Nose Bowl!

• Beetlejuice : [everybody's wearing colorful shorts]  Hey, we've been short-changed!

  Captain : It's worse than that, we're heading into the Bermuda Shorts Triangle!