Gary Unmarried (TV Series)

Pilot (2008)

Paula Marshall: Allison Brooks

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Quotes 

• Allison Brooks : [had the kids over his weekend]  I kept them because we were doing a two-hour juice cleanse and I knew you wouldn't honor it.

  Gary Brooks : Probably not. No, when my kids are starving, I - I tend to *feed* them... Sorry if that makes me the *fun* parent.

• Allison Brooks : [Gary asks why she must quote psycho-babble to the kids]  Because, children of divorce are more likely to struggle in their own relationships. There's an entire chapter on it in "Rules for a Perfect Divorce". The book Dr. Krandall gave both of us to read. *God* you haven't even opened yours, have you!

  Gary Brooks : I don't have to read it, I have the *audio* version seated on my couch!

• Allison Brooks : Have - have you noticed that Tommy is scared to death of girls?

  Gary Brooks : He should be afraid of girls! They pretend to like you, and then they take all your stuff!

• Allison Brooks : [she and Dr. Krandall are encouraging Tommy to explore "Second Life" to meet girls]  It's an online society, Gary. Okay? It's a safe place for him to meet other teens.

  Gary Brooks : Yeah, and maybe a Congressman!