After Life (TV Series)
Episode #3.6 (2022)
Ricky Gervais: Tony
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Quotes
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Anne Pearson : What's the difference between a Rolls Royce and a dead prostitute?
Tony Johnson : Dunno.
Anne Pearson : I haven't got a Rolls Royce in my garage.
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Little Boy in Hospice : Will you come again?
Tony Johnson : I don't know.
Little Boy in Hospice : Okay.
Tony Johnson : Why do you ask?
Little Boy in Hospice : You're funny.
Tony Johnson : Am I? Um... Okay, I'll... I'll pop in and say hello.
Little Boy in Hospice : Tomorrow?
Tony Johnson : All right.
Little Boy in Hospice : An the day after?
Tony Johnson : [chuckles] I'll come in every day until you're better.
Little Boy in Hospice : Or until I go to Heaven?
[Tony is hit hard with that thought. He wells up]
Little Boy in Hospice : Do you believe in Heaven?
Tony Johnson : Definitely.
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Tony Johnson : My dad used to say life's like a ride at the fair. Exciting, scary, fast. And you can only go round once. You have the best time till you can't take any more. Then it slows down, and you see someone else waiting to get on. They need your seat.