The Middleman (TV Series)

The Pilot Episode Sanction (2008)

Brit Morgan: Lacey Thornfield

Quotes 

• Lacey Thornfield : I'm a confrontational spoken-word performance artist. I confront. I speak. Art.

  [beat] 

  Lacey Thornfield : What do you do, DubDub?

  Wendy Watson : Well, I save the world in my own way. Did I get any calls?

  Lacey Thornfield : Yeah, your Mom called to ask if you're a lesbian... and Ben called! He wants to come later... he has a surprise for you.

  Wendy Watson : Did he say anything about world travel, champagne, or diamonds?

  Lacey Thornfield : [chuckles]  What's it like being somebody's beard?

  Wendy Watson : He's in film school.