United States of Tara (TV Series)
Pilot (2009)
Toni Collette: Tara Gregson
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Quotes
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Tara : [as 'T'] Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't fuckin' get to Narnia.
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Tara : I love that gloss on you, makes you look porno.
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Tara : Pudding is good... ing.
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Tara : I hate you for not fucking me!
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Tara : Kate! I did not raise you to let boys who wear pigtails push you around.
Benjamin Lambert : These are samurai knots!
Kate : Mom, we're fine. We're having a dialogue about our relationship
Tara : We? Honey, this Power Puff Boy does not warrant a collective pronoun.
Benjamin Lambert : Is this the bitch character or something? Make her turn it off.
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Tara : [as Buck] These taste homo-made.
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Benjamin Lambert : Ow! Mrs. Gregor, stop! I can't hit you!
Tara : [as Buck] What's this "Mrs. Gregor" bullshit? I'm Buck and I will fuck you sideways!
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Tara : [Talking into video camera about finding the morning-after pill in her daughter's backpack] I can't seem to be able to micro-manage my daughter's vagina.
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Tara : [as teenage alter 'T', speaking to Kate] Drugs not hugs.
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Tara Gregson : What's this Mrs. Gregson shit? I am Buck and I will fuck you sideways.