- Tracy Jordan: So how bad is diabetes, really?
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: Quite serious. If left untreated you could lose a foot.
- Tracy Jordan: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from the Jetsons?
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: I suppose. But then you'd have to register as a motor vehicle.
- Improviser: [Reading a slip of paper drawn from a hat] The audience suggestion is "Sling Blade and Oprah on a date."
- Liz Lemon: [In a Sling Blade voice while pretending to eat] I sure do like dem french-fried potaters.
- Jenna Maroney: No you don't, Oprah.
- Kenneth Parcell: You can't eat candy if you have diabetes.
- Tracy Jordan: There's no link between diabetes and diet. That's a white myth, Ken; like Larry Bird or Colorado.
- Jack Donaghy: [to Liz, in an awestruck voice] There they are, the Six Sigmas themselves!
- Liz Lemon: They're dudes?
- Jack Donaghy: Each of them embodies a pillar of the Six Sigma business philosophy: Teamwork, Insight, Brutality, Male Enhancement, Hand-Shakefulness, and Play Hard.
- Jack Donaghy: I'm actually joining the Six Sigmas for L.U.N.C.H.
- Liz Lemon: Oh, okay... I like lunch.
- Jack Donaghy: Right. Yes. Well... Join us.
- Liz Lemon: Okay.
- [entering a room]
- Liz Lemon: What is this?
- Jack Donaghy: It's L.U.N.C.H.: Lego Utilization for Negating Crisis Hierarchies.
- Charles: It's a competitive teambuilding exercise where one person directs his teammates in the construction of a Lego model that only he can see.
- Jack Donaghy: Lemon, why don't you join team Donaghy? We'll win this thing, and then we'll go to class.
- Liz Lemon: I don't want to go to a class.
- Jack Donaghy: No, Lemon. C.L.A.S.S. It's an acronym for Consuming Lunch And Simple Socializing.
- Liz Lemon: Now that just seems intentionally confusing.
- Kenneth Parcell: What can I do for you, Miss... Jimplin?
- Jenna Maroney: [using the method to prepair for her Janis Joplin role] Well according to my Wikipedia page, I'm gonna need some Cherry juice, Buttermilk and Tequila to make my signature Janice Joplin cocktail: the Frank-schlong.
- Toofer: You know, there's a conspiracy theory that, after the civil war, the U.S. government spread false information about diabetes to keep the newly-freed slaves sluggish and docile, which is why, to this date, most African Americans don't understand that diabetes is caused by sleeping on your back.
- Kenneth Parcell: Mr. Jordan, I've seen too many folks back home die of diabetes and go-kart accidents to sit idly by while you ruin your health. You need to eat better.
- Tracy Jordan: N-O-E, no! E!