The Office (TV Series)
Moroccan Christmas (2008)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. I think I can do it. I did it with Jan.
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Meredith Palmer : I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do. To porn.
Michael Scott : All right, no, no, no, no. That is... The image, I think we all can agree, is very disgusting.
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[during the intervention, Michael reads questions to Meredith]
Michael Scott : "Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, questioned the teachings of the Mormon Church?"
Oscar Martinez : Where did you get this?
Michael Scott : I got it on a website. That's not important.
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Michael Scott : You lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow? What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead?
Dwight Schrute : I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick.
Dwight Schrute : [to the camera] There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.
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Kevin Malone : Well, Meredith, there was that one time you bought movie tickets and then you got too drunk to go, so you gave them to me. And that was really cool.
Michael Scott : That's... you didn't... You weren't hurt by that.
Kevin Malone : Yep, you said, "affected" by it. Thanks again, Meredith.
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Admitting Nurse : [Michael drags Meredith into the rehab center] Can I help you?
Michael Scott : I have a deposit. Alcoholic.