The Office (TV Series)
Golden Ticket (2009)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : Knock-knock.
Michael Scott : Who's there?
Dwight Schrute : K.G.B.
Michael Scott : K.G.B. wh...
Dwight Schrute : [smacks Michael] WE will ask the questions!
Michael Scott : What the HELL was that?
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Michael Scott : We think a lot alike. Sometimes you will think something, and I will say what you're thinking.
Dwight Schrute : Okay, what am I thinking right now?
Michael Scott : Nacho chips.
Dwight Schrute : No. I was thinking about how the skin is the largest organ of the body.
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[as David Wallace congratulates Dwight for the Golden Ticket idea and Michael tries to get Dwight to admit it's not his]
Jim Halpert : You're talking to Dwight Schrute, the biggest "Wonka" fan I know. I mean, you've been talking about that movie for years.
Michael Scott : What?
Jim Halpert : [to Dwight] You know what, I even made fun of you when you dressed up as Willy Wonka to pitch this idea, and for that I apologize.
Dwight Schrute : Apology rejected.
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Michael Scott : Why do you have a diary?
Dwight Schrute : [whispering] To keep secrets from my computer.
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Creed Bratton : Good work, kid.
Dwight Schrute : Thanks, old man.