The Office (TV Series)

Golden Ticket (2009)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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Quotes 

• Michael Scott : Okay, we need a golden-ticket idea to get us out of this mess. Yes?

  [Pam has her hand raised] 

  Pam Beesly : Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?

  Jim Halpert : Good one.

• Andy Bernard : Every compliment has to be backhanded. "Oh, I like your dress, but I'd like it more if you had prettier hair."

  Pam Beesly : That's psychotic. Do guys actually do that?

  Jim Halpert : Guys with girlfriends don't.

• [as David Wallace congratulates Dwight for the Golden Ticket idea and Michael tries to get Dwight to admit it's not his] 

  Jim Halpert : You're talking to Dwight Schrute, the biggest "Wonka" fan I know. I mean, you've been talking about that movie for years.

  Michael Scott : What?

  Jim Halpert : [to Dwight]  You know what, I even made fun of you when you dressed up as Willy Wonka to pitch this idea, and for that I apologize.

  Dwight Schrute : Apology rejected.

• Michael Scott : I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy, so...

  Jim Halpert : [interrupting]  Okay, well, I lost a ton of money today. And I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed, too.

  Michael Scott : Thank you. Jim is with me.

  Jim Halpert : Absolutely not. I'm mad at you.

  Michael Scott : Well, you know what, Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.

  Creed Bratton : That's not why.

• Jim Halpert : Well, all I'm saying is it's a first date, so just keep a respectful distance.

  Kevin Malone : Right.

  Pam Beesly : I don't think Jim means to say that you shouldn't touch her.

  Jim Halpert : No, that is what I mean.

  Pam Beesly : Shush.