- Jim Halpert: [hearing monster sounds coming out of Michael's office from his computer] It's Monster dot com. Singular.
- Michael Scott: Thank you!
- Michael Scott: [Speaking to Pam] This is a dream I've had since lunch, and I'm not giving up on it now.
- Pam Beesly: [trying to set up the new copier] Do the German instructions say what this is supposed to do?
- Dwight Schrute: Deutsch... Let me see here. That is either an incense dispenser, or a ceremonial sarcophagus.
- [Later, talking head interview]
- Dwight Schrute: My German is pre-industrial, and mostly religious.
- Pam Beesly: It'll be ready soon.
- Kevin Malone: "Soon" could mean anything. "Soon" could be 3 weeks.
- Pam Beesly: Is that what "soon" means to you?
- Kevin Malone: Sometimes.
- Pam Beesly: Then come back soon.