The Office (TV Series)

Business Ethics (2008)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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Quotes 

• Oscar Martinez : Okay. Once in a while, I'll take a long lunch.

  Michael Scott : A siesta.

  Dwight Schrute : Time thief. Time thief. Fire him!

  Jim Halpert : Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?

  Dwight Schrute : Never.

  Michael Scott : You are a thief of joy.

• Jim Halpert : Hey, Andy.

  Andy Bernard : Yo.

  Jim Halpert : By any chance, did you see "Battlestar Galactica" last night?

  Andy Bernard : No, I did not. Was that any good?

  Jim Halpert : Actually not. It was really so-so.

  Dwight Schrute : [Really annoyed]  Okay.

  [Jim threatens with the stopwatch] 

  Jim Halpert : I mean, I like all the crazy monsters and stuff, you know, like Klingons and Wookiees and all that, but...

  [Dwight turns to respond, but Jim shows the stopwatch again] 

  Jim Halpert : Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight?

  Andy Bernard : Is that anything like the original "Battlestar Galactica"?

  Jim Halpert : You know what's weird? It's practically a shot-for-shot remake.

  Andy Bernard : Really? Huh. That's cool.

  Jim Halpert : The story's kind of bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian...

  Dwight Schrute : [Ever more annoyed than before]  Okay.

  Jim Halpert : ...who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.

  Andy Bernard : That doesn't sound right.

• Jim Halpert : [Jim has been tracking all of Dwight's work time]  He has not stopped working for a second! At 12:45, he sneezed while keeping his eyes open, which I always thought was impossible. At 1:32, he peed, and I know that because he did it in an open soda bottle under the desk while filling out expense reports. And on the flip side, I've been so busy watching him that I haven't even started work. It's exhausting being this vigilant. I'll probably have to go home early today.