The Office (TV Series)

Heavy Competition (2009)

Angela Campolla-Sanders: Receptionist

Quotes 

• [Dwight enters the HarperCollins office to intercept Michael's meeting with Mr. Schofield. The receptionist can do nothing to stop him] 

  Receptionist : Uh, hello, Dwight...

  Dwight Schrute : Spin-move!

  [he bursts through the door to Mr. Schofield's office] 

  Dwight Schrute : Ha ha! April 13th, 2002.

  Mr. Schofield : Dwight. I'm in a meeting.

  Michael Scott : That's very rude...

  Dwight Schrute : I barge because I care. April 13th, 2002. That is the date when you tried to switch paper providers for an obscure sociology textbook, but were hung out to dry when the price of glossy stock increased.

  Mr. Schofield : Maybe we should schedule a meeting on our...

  Dwight Schrute : Blablablablablah! Continuing. Notice my persistence and recall. Continuing! You called Dunder Mifflin and your order was filled within an hour!

  Michael Scott : I'm going to pull a date out of the air right now: April 13th, 2002. That is the last day that you evaluated your paper needs. Is it not? We all know that the economy is bad, and bloated companies like Dunder Mifflin are going to fall by the wayside.

  Dwight Schrute : Come on...

  Michael Scott : Two of their branches have closed within the last year. The Michael Scott Paper Company, however, has opened a new branch this very month.

  Dwight Schrute : What he's not telling you is that he will abandon you.

  Mr. Schofield : Why don't you guys just email me your best offers, and we can finish it up that way.

  Michael Scott : [shakes Schofield's hand]  That sounds like a fantastic idea. I will see you this weekend for the Penguins. Box seats as usual.

  Mr. Schofield : Uh, okay. Sure.

  Dwight Schrute : [shakes Schofield's hand]  Thank you, Mr. Schofield, for your time. Much appreciated. Oh, and tell me, um... How's your gay son?