The Office (TV Series)
Baby Shower (2008)
Melora Hardin: Jan Levinson
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Quotes
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Andy Bernard : So, Jan, tell my intended about the miracle of childbirth.
[Angela rolls her eyes]
Jan Levinson : Well, actually, I uh, I had a tub birth. That was really, really quite amazing.
Angela Martin : You gave birth in a *tub*?
Jan Levinson : Yeah, it's... it's a really nice transition from womb to, to world, you know? Kinda like a big womb...
Kelly Kapoor : Umm, so you're in the tub with... everything?
Jan Levinson : Oh yeah, the afterbirth floats. Yeah.
[smiles]
Creed Bratton : Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach.
Jan Levinson : Oh no, it's actually really hygienic, Creed.
Creed Bratton : [shakes his head] Ugh...
Stanley Hudson : I'm done.
[walks out]
Oscar Martinez : Me too.
[follows Stanley]
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Jan Levinson : [wakes up on couch] Oh, I was just catching up on my sleep.
Holly Flax : I can imagine!
Jan Levinson : ...Where's Astrid?
Holly Flax : Oh, I think she's on a sales call.
Jan Levinson : On a what?
Holly Flax : [holds hand like a phone] "Wahhh, more paper! Wahhh!"
[giggles as Jan stares blankly]
Holly Flax : No, she's just uhh, on a coffee break.
Jan Levinson : [sarcastically] That's funny.
Holly Flax : ...She's with Angela.
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Michael Scott : [whispering] Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege and honor to present for the first time in her life, and in the office, As...
Jan Levinson : -trid.
Michael Scott : -trid Levinson! Hi!
[holds Astrid up]
Michael Scott : Astrid, this is everybody. Look! This is your family!
[Kevin waves, Dwight smiles]
Michael Scott : You're going to know them for the rest of your life!
Jan Levinson : Well...
Michael Scott : Well, he may not be here.
[indicates Creed]
Michael Scott : Say hello! Okay, here we go. Lion King!
[lifts Astrid over his head]
Jan Levinson : Woah, Michael, Michael, MICHAEL!
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Michael Scott : So this is Astird.
Jan Levinson : Astrid.