The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vartabedian Conundrum (2008)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : There's a whole buffet of women out there, and you're just standing in the corner, eating the same deviled egg over and over again.
Leonard Hofstadter : At least I have an egg. What do you have?
Howard Wolowitz : A veritable smorgasbord of potential sexual partners. See the blonde over there? I can hit on her and you can't.
Leonard Hofstadter : So go hit on her.
Howard Wolowitz : [after an awkward pause] She's not my type.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Too bad, 'cause she was checking you out before.
Howard Wolowitz : She was?
Rajesh Koothrappali : Of course not. Look at her.
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Howard Wolowitz : [Leonard is having difficulty breaking up with Stephanie] Why don't you text her?
Leonard Hofstadter : Isn't that cowardly?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, yeah. It's beyond contemptible.
Rajesh Koothrappali : But then again, you are wearing a bird sweater.
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Howard Wolowitz : [Leonard is scratching himself at the cafeteria] New pants?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, Stephanie got 'em for me.
Howard Wolowitz : Nice. Cotton?
Leonard Hofstadter : Actually, I think it's more of a wool-fire ant blend.