"The Big Bang Theory" The Killer Robot Instability (TV Episode 2009) Poster

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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Quotes 

  • [Kripke challenges the guys to a robot duel] 

    Leonard Hofstadter : Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. Our engineer is incapacitated.

    Barry Kripke : What's wwong with him?

    Rajesh Koothrappali : He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy, and can't get girls.

    Barry Kripke : We're ALL pathetic and cweepy, and can't get girws. That's why we fight wobots. If you'we not thewe, you'ww be exposed to widicuwe.

    Rajesh Koothrappali : I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from?

  • [the guys are about to test their robot on a toaster oven] 

    Sheldon Cooper : This is an auspicious moment. Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.

    Rajesh Koothrappali : How about "Die, toaster, die!"?

    Leonard Hofstadter : That'll do it.

  • Sheldon Cooper : Your robot is inferior, and it will be defeated by ours, because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution. Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.

    Rajesh Koothrappali : Oh, snap.

    Sheldon Cooper : Now of course, if that is a result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony I withdraw that comment.

  • [first lines] 

    Howard Wolowitz : All right, that's the last servo. Behold, the Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization and Termination Eradicator, or

    Howard Wolowitz , Leonard Hofstadter , Sheldon Cooper , Rajesh Koothrappali : Monte.

    [pronounced monty] 

    Howard Wolowitz : Featuring one articulated razor-sharp killing saw, one polycarbonate grinding and flipping wheel, steel armor-plate exo-skeleton top and bottom, and enough horsepower to drive a hundred-and-ten pounds of mechanized death from zero to holy crap in four-point-eight seconds.

  • Rajesh Koothrappali : Okay, what shall be first to taste the wrath of Monte?

    Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe we should start small.

    Rajesh Koothrappali : Okay, ooh, perhaps today's the day we finally find out what's inside the Magic 8-Ball.

    Sheldon Cooper : I did it when I was four. It's an icosahedral die floating in tinted blue water.

  • Sheldon Cooper : Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?

    Rajesh Koothrappali : As with my father, I both love and fear it.

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