The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Financial Permeability (2009)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : In case either of you have larceny in your heart, you should know that I have moved my money out of the snake can.
Leonard Hofstadter : But if you're ever short, there's always a couple of fifties in Green Lantern's ass.
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Howard Wolowitz : Okay, I guess we only have one option.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Yepp, I don't see any way around it.
Leonard Hofstadter : Bye, Sheldon.
Howard Wolowitz : See ya.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Later, dude.
[All exit, leaving Sheldon alone]
Sheldon Cooper : They're right. It was the only option.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?
Howard Wolowitz : Yes. Koothrappali's gonna wet himself, I will throw up, Sheldon's going to run away, and you're going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, Penny. How's work.
Penny : [sarcastically] Great! I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheescake Factory for my whole life!
Sheldon Cooper : Was that sarcasm?
Penny : [still sarcastically] No.
Sheldon Cooper : Was *that* sarcasm?
Penny : [honestly] Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Was that sarcasm?
Leonard Hofstadter : Stop it!
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Sheldon Cooper : I've been giving the matter some thought, and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet to a race of superintelligent aliens.
Leonard Hofstadter : Interesting.
Sheldon Cooper : Ask me why?
Leonard Hofstadter : Do I have to?
Sheldon Cooper : Of course, that's how you move a conversation forward.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why?
Sheldon Cooper : The learning opportunities would be abundant, additionally, I like having my belly scratched.
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Penny : He got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Penny : He was drunk.
Leonard Hofstadter : I would hope so.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Why don't you just get a roommate and stay here?
Penny : Well, do you know anybody?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon wouldn't mind moving in with you.
Penny : Oh Leonard, honey, if we started living together, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really?
Penny : And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Looking for places for Penny to save expenses] A hundred and seventy dollars for acting classes?
Penny : Oh no, I can't give up my acting classes, I'm a professional actress.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, you've had an acting job where you got paid?
Penny : That is not the definition of professional.
Leonard Hofstadter : Actually, it kind of... lets keep looking.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You play a game to simulate adventure, but when there's real adventure out there in the real world, you just wimp out!
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited this gentleman, we returned home without pants.
Leonard Hofstadter : I do.
Sheldon Cooper : Are you sure? Because your proposal suggests that you don't.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You clearly did something to aggrevate her!
Sheldon Cooper : I'm at a loss. If you like, you can review my daily log of social interactions. And see if there's a blunder I overlooked.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I don't need backup. I have right on my side. And I'm wearing cargo shorts under my pants.
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Sheldon Cooper : All right, these theaters have to be eliminated.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why, they're state of the art. Digital projection, 20 channel surround sound...
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but they have no Icee machines. Despite my agressive letter writing campaign I might add.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, you guys want to go on a real live quest?
Sheldon Cooper : Outside? But I just made cocoa.