The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cushion Saturation (2009)
Sara Gilbert: Leslie Winkle
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Quotes
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Leslie Winkle : Where's the rest of your squad?
Howard Wolowitz : Uh, they left me here to die. What about yours?
Leslie Winkle : Dead... all of 'em.
Howard Wolowitz : Sorry.
Leslie Winkle : Don't be. It was friendly fire.
[Blows on her paintgun barrel]
Leslie Winkle : They just wouldn't listen.
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Howard Wolowitz : I'm busy, ma!
Mrs. Wolowitz : Too busy to help your mother with her zipper?
Howard Wolowitz : Don't come in, ma!
Mrs. Wolowitz : Why not?
Leslie Winkle : [Yelling as loud as his mother] He's got company!
Howard Wolowitz : [Holding his chest] Oh, there's the arrhythmia.
Mrs. Wolowitz : Is she Jewish?
Howard Wolowitz : [quietly] Are you Jewish?
Leslie Winkle : [quietly] No.
Howard Wolowitz : [shouting] Yes!
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[last lines]
[to Leslie, Howard and Raj]
Leonard Hofstadter : Where are you going?
Leslie Winkle : Surrender, then Denny's.
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Leslie Winkle : Howard, I got the approval for the rapid prototyper you wanted.
Howard Wolowitz : That's great, Leslie, thanks.
Leslie Winkle : You scratch my back, I scratch your back. Meow!
Rajesh Koothrappali : What was all that about?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, uh, no big deal, they gave Leslie control over some unrestricted grant money.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, okay, but what's with the "back scratching" and the "meow."
Sheldon Cooper : I believe the "back scratching" metaphor generally describes a quid pro quo situation where one party provides goods or services to second party in compensation for a similar action.
Leonard Hofstadter : [sarcastically] Thank you.
Sheldon Cooper : The "meow." That sounded to me like an African civet cat.
Leonard Hofstadter : Are you done?
Sheldon Cooper : No. Despite what the name suggests, the civet cat, is not a true cat.
[pause]
Sheldon Cooper : Now I'm done.
Rajesh Koothrappali : You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking, Howard wasn't making a back scratching metaphor. I'm thinking there was some actual scratching involved.
Leonard Hofstadter : What about it, Howard?
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, I didn't want to say anything, cause I know you and Leslie have a little... history.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't care about that.
Howard Wolowitz : Great, 'cause I've been dying to say something.
Leonard Hofstadter : You and Leslie?
Howard Wolowitz : In the paintball shed! Twice!
Sheldon Cooper : Is that why you didn't cover our escape, and let us get cut down like animals?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh yeah, sorry about that.
Sheldon Cooper : My good man, dereliction of duty in the face of the enemy is a court martial offense.
Howard Wolowitz : Court martial, schmort martial. Leslie Winkle is the fifth girl I've ever had sex with!
[pause]
Howard Wolowitz : I mean for free.