The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Barbarian Sublimation (2008)

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

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• Sheldon Cooper : [Leonard comes walking out of his bedroom and hears this conversation coming from inside Sheldon's bedroom]  Please, Penny, enough. I have to sleep.

  Penny : Ok, well, you were great. Thanks.

  [Penny comes walking out of Sheldon's room quietly before spotting Leonard standing there] 

  Penny : Oh. Hey, Leonard, don't go in Sheldon's room, he's not wearing bottoms.

  [she walks away] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : [knocks on Sheldon's door]  Sheldon, you want to catch me up again?

• Penny : Uh, Queen Penelope AFK. What?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, um, here's the thing, um, sometimes people, good people, you know, they start playing these games and they find themselves through no fault of their own, you know, kind of, addicted.

  Penny : Yeah, get to the point, I'm about to level up here.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, i-i-i-it's just if a person doesn't have a sense of achievement in their real life it's easy to lose themselves in a virtual world where they get a false sense of accomplishment.

  Penny : Yeah, jabber jabber jabber, okay boys, Queen Penelope's back online.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Penny, you've got cheetos in your hair.

  Penny : Oh, thanks.

  [Eats it] 

• Raj Koothrappali : It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover.

  Howard Wolowitz : Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty.

  Raj Koothrappali : I always thought Peppermint Patty was a lesbian.

  Leonard Hofstadter : No, that's Marcie. Peppermint Patty is just athletic.

• Sheldon Cooper : If you don't figure something out, I warn you I shall become very difficult to live with.

  Leonard Hofstadter : You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy fun-time Sheldon?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I'll go talk to her.

• Leonard Hofstadter : You want to catch me up?

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, let's see. Uh, she attempted to open her apartment with her car key because her face is overly Midwestern. Uh, she hasn't had sex in six months. And she ate a fly.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Uh-huh. Seriously? Six months?

• Leonard Hofstadter : You know there are groceries outside of your apartment?

  Penny : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shh.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting and it's starting to attract wildlife.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, wake up.

  Sheldon Cooper : Danger! Danger!

• Leonard Hofstadter : Shouldn't you be at work?

  Penny : I don't work on Mondays.

  Leonard Hofstadter : It's Thursday.

• Leonard Hofstadter : [watching fluid bounce on a stereo speaker]  Hey, check it out. It's just cornstarch and water.

  Sheldon Cooper : They make up a non-Newtonian fluid which is liquid, but it's solid under the percussive action of the speaker.

  Howard Wolowitz : That's what makes it get all funky.

• Tom : I'm sorry, dude. She didn't look anything like her picture.

  Leonard Hofstadter : They never do.