The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The White Asparagus Triangulation (2008)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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• Sheldon Cooper : Gentlemen, I have a question about dating and relationships.

  Rajesh Koothrappali : [to Howard]  You told me you were going to have the talk with him.

  Howard Wolowitz : I've been waiting for someone to have the talk with me.

• Sheldon Cooper : How do we circumvent his inevitable rejection?

  Rajesh Koothrappali : Well, if you want to guarantee his appeal to Stephanie, your best bet would be to kill all the other men on the planet.

  Howard Wolowitz : I'll tell you what you shouldn't do. Don't spritz him with that body spray from the commercial where the women undress when they smell it. That doesn't work at all. No matter how much you put on.

• Howard Wolowitz : Look at Leonard's record: 27 days with Joyce Kim.

  Raj Koothrappali : During which, she defected to North Korea.

  Howard Wolowitz : Two booty calls with Leslie Winkle.

  Raj Koothrappali : For which she awarded him the nickname, "Speed of Light Leonard".

  Howard Wolowitz : And a 3-hour dinner with Penny.

  Raj Koothrappali : Which would have been 2 and a half if they ordered the soufflé when they sat down.

  Howard Wolowitz : Based on the geometric progression, his relationship with Stephanie should have ended after 20 minutes.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes, I'm aware of the math, Y = 27 days over 12 to the Nth.