How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Stinsons (2009)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : You're telling me that when you watch "The Karate Kid", you don't root for Daniel-san?
Ted Mosby : Who do you root for in "Die Hard"?
Barney Stinson : Hans Gruber. Charming international bandit. In the end, he dies hard. He's the title character.
Lily Aldrin : What about "The Breakfast Club"?
Barney Stinson : The teacher running detention. He's the only guy in the whole movie wearing a suit.
Robin Scherbatsky : I've got one. "The Terminator".
Barney Stinson : What's the name of the movie, Robin? Who among us did not shed a tear when his little red eye went out in the end, and he didn't get to kill all those people?
[Breaks down]
Barney Stinson : I'm sorry. I just get so emotional.
Ted Mosby : I am never watching a movie with you again.
Barney Stinson : They didn't even try to help him!
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Barney Stinson : [about his fake son, Tyler] So I had to cast auditions, and I ended up with Grant.
Ted Mosby : He seems fine.
Barney Stinson : Oh, really? Watch this. Hey, Tyler.
["Tyler" doesn't respond]
Barney Stinson : Hey, Tyler. Hey, Tyler! Hey, Grant.
Grant : Yeah?
Barney Stinson : See? It's like amateur hour over here! Call me crazy, but child actors were way better in the '80s.
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Marshall Eriksen : Where is Barney going?
Ted Mosby : Yeah. We're not even in Manhattan anymore. Where's this girl live?
Robin Scherbatsky : We're talking about a woman who's gotten Barney to commit. I'm guessing Narnia.