Gary Unmarried (TV Series)

Gary Gets Boundaries (2008)

Jay Mohr: Gary Brooks

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• [first lines] 

  Vanessa Flood : [wakes up in bed together]  Good morning! Hi!

  Gary Brooks : Hi! Hey, didn't I paint your condo a couple weeks ago?

  Vanessa Flood : No, a bunch of workers painted my condo while you hit on me.

  Gary Brooks : You know what, those workers are living the American dream: show up on time, you work hard, and just maybe... your boss will get laid.

• Gary Brooks : [in pain after a night of sex, knock on door]  Oh, please let that be a door-to-door chiropractor.

• Gary Brooks : [about his ex-wife at the door]  I know what she wants, she already has my left one.

• Allison Brooks : [at her house]  Were you in my hot tub?

  Gary Brooks : No, I was in *my* hot tub, that *I* built, with *my* hands, on *my* patio!

  Allison Brooks : Uh, that *my* lawyer was able to get from, *your* friend, who went to law school, on the *internet*!

• Dr. Walter Krandall : [Louise and Krandall show up at Gary's door in bike helmets]  Allison asked if I could pick Tom and Louise up from school.

  Gary Brooks : Great! Where's Tom?

  Dr. Walter Krandall : Unfortunately, I only had enough room on my bike for one.

  Tom Brooks : [stumbles in the door out of breath]  Ak. He made me run behind him! That's *not* the definition of being *picked up* at all!