It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell (2008)
Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly
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Quotes
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Charlie Kelly : [refering to a George Washington painting] Now why would you hang a painting like this on your wall?
Mac : Well, it's the Historical Society bro, they have to hang it up.
Charlie Kelly : What, we gotta suffer just 'cause some old dude who looks like Meryl Streep chopped down a cherry tree like ten million years ago? It's just, he looks terrible!
Mac : You know what? Let's take it down. It's just gonna distract us through the meeting.
Charlie Kelly : Yeah, let's get it down man. It's not gonna, it's not gonna work.
Dennis Reynolds : Let's take it down. I'm gonna tear it down.
[pulls painting]
Dennis Reynolds : Unbelievable. It's bolted to the wall.
Charlie Kelly : Well that proves our point man, we're not the first people to try to take that thing down.
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, well we're gonna be the first ones to actually succeed. Come on, let's tear it down, Charlie.
Charlie Kelly : Let's just rip it off the wall.
Dennis Reynolds : Rip it right off the wall...
Mac : Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, guys, guys. I got a pocket knife. Just cut it out of the frame.
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Charlie Kelly : Why is the witch-slave shooting at you anyways?
Frank Reynolds : Maybe she used her sorcery.
Dee Reynolds : Sorcery? Your dumb-dick partner walked into the bar and said he'd stolen a bunch of guns and asked if I wanted to shoot a pumpkin off his head. And of course I did, so here we are.
Frank Reynolds : Damn your necromancy, woman!