Operation: Endgame (2010)
Rob Corddry: Chariot
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Quotes
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Chariot : Do you want to do the introductions?
High Priestess : No, my fucking feet hurt.
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Chariot : [to Fool] I tried to read your file but it bored the shit out of me. Sort of like "Thomas Crown" without the pussy.
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Chariot : Let's put it this way: If it weren't for Omega...
Fool : Which is who?
High Priestess : Us.
Chariot : ...the Middle East would be a cloud of dust right now.
Fool : Uh, isn't the Middle East already kind of a cloud of dust?
High Priestess : He meant literally.
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Chariot : I'm gonna fucking rape your soul!
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Chariot : [to Empress] Oh, wow! Look at you. You vixen. What are you, entering a slut contest?
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Magician : Hey, just out of curiosity, what happened to you? I mean, when I first got here, you were the shit, I mean, I wanted to be you. Now, you know, you're like - I don't know. You're like... borderline homeless. You're a fucking... deadbeat.
Chariot : Yeah, well, look on the bright side. My poetry's really coming along.
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Chariot : [Upon seeing Hierophant dead body] You are still hot.