- Bobby: You never heard the saying, never rob a bank across from a diner with the best donuts in three counties?
- Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.
- [from trailer]
- Stig: [to Bobby] You're my people and we have a code. You fight for the guy that's fighting next to you.
- [last lines]
- Stig: You know, for a guy who just blew up $43 million, all of a sudden you are a very generous tipper.
- Bobby: Who said I blew up $43 million?
- Stig: What *are* you saying?
- Bobby: I'm not saying anything. What are you hearing?
- Stig: I'm hearing something. You're saying something.
- Bobby: Well, if you're hearing it, it's only because you're hearing it, not 'cause I'm saying it.
- Stig: How much did you keep? Two million? That's like one each.
- Bobby: Oh so now you get half?
- Stig: Well, I shot half the guys.
- Bobby: So?
- Stig: Two million?
- Bobby: [winks]
- Bank Manager: I'm innocent.
- Earl: Nobody's innocent, friend. There just the guilty, the ignorant, and the unlucky.
- Bobby: I guess we can both talk to him at the same time.
- Stig: What, like we're working together?
- Bobby: No, not like we're working together.
- Stig: [excitedly] Yeah!
- Bobby: No, like we're working in the same, uh vicinity.
- Stig: Together.
- Bobby: In the same... area code.
- Stig: Together.
- Bobby: The same county.
- [from trailer]
- Bobby: So, partner, what's your plan?
- Stig: I got a plan. I mean, I'm capable of coming up with a plan.
- Bobby: I'm not saying you're not capable. I'm just saying you haven't told me. What is it?
- Stig: I'm working on it!
- [beat]
- Stig: Screw it.
- [Stig floors it sending the cops after them]
- Bobby: That was your plan?
- Stig: No one expected it! You should have seen your face!
- Earl: You're still a drug dealer. And I'm still the government of the United States. It's a free market, Manny. Not a free world.
- Earl: [holding guns on DEA commander] Your man Bobby Trench stole 43 million of our dollars. We'd like it back. Because it's our money. Because it's a blatant act of disrespect. And because it's our money.
- Officer Dave: Who is that guy?
- FBI Agent: You've heard of the hidden hand of God? Well, that's God's son of a bitch.
- Admiral Tuwey: When the hand has gangrene, you chop it off to save the body. You don't keep the pinkie around just because it "meant well".