- James Lucas Scott: How's everyone doing tonight?
- James Lucas Scott: Last week my mom asked how I like going to school. I told her not as much as I like coming home from it.
- James Lucas Scott: And seriously what is with the cafeteria's food? I can't tell if kids are out sick from eating that food or we're actually eating the kids who are out sick.
- James Lucas Scott: What do you want from me I'm 5.