- Dan Espinoza: Actually, my parents are super proud of me and super alive. They're actually sponsoring an improv troupe in my honor. The Danimal Crackers.
- Linda Martin: Okay, so seriously, why are you bleeding?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, my daughter shot me.
- Linda Martin: What?
- Lucifer Morningstar: No, don't worry. It was completely consensual.
- Ella Lopez: Mosquito numbers drop low enough, the whole ecosystem goes down like a triple-decker ice cream on a hot summer day.
- Carol Corbett: Listen, you... you don't have to know every little detail about someone as long as you already know their heart.