Lucifer (TV Series)
Buckets of Baggage (2021)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : Would it kill you to knock?
Amenadiel : Your door is an elevator!
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Lucifer Morningstar : I never thought Amenadiel's Rod being used in my sex life would be such a great thing.
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Chloe Decker : Maybe he doesn't want to go in half-cocked.
Lucifer Morningstar : I should definitely be full-cocked.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I have 7 billion problems and only love one.
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Lucifer Morningstar : The world has no god! Clearly I belong on this couch.
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Chloe Decker : Oh, god.
Lucifer Morningstar : Not quite yet.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, I think I understand.
Linda Martin : Probably not.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I didn't wanna have to do this. But... one last time before I am God. Tell me, Carol, what is it you truly desire?
Carol Corbett : Really! I am all good.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh! Did not have you as the complex type. But come on... there must be something in there, huh?
[Looks Carol with his intense stare]
Carol Corbett : I want someone I can spend the rest of my life with. Someone who loves me for who I am. Somebody I can wake up next to in the morning and just totally connect with.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh! I see. You want sex.
Carol Corbett : [after being released from Lucifer's stare] No! What? No!
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, you are in luck my friend. Because you are looking at a literal sex god. One determined to help you get laid.
Carol Corbett : [laughs] Yeah, No! I am pretty sure, I don't need your help to find the right person.
Lucifer Morningstar : Hmm.
Carol Corbett : Besides, if I have gone this long...
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, I see. I mean I get a squirrelly myself after a dry patch. How long has it been exactly?
Carol Corbett : I... I don't know, fourteen, maybe fifteen...
Lucifer Morningstar : Days? Oh, that's awful.
Carol Corbett : ...Months.
Lucifer Morningstar : [Lucifer horrified] Fifteen months?
Carol Corbett : Shh!
Lucifer Morningstar : How can you even walk properly? Yeah, thank future me, I am here. We need to remedy this situation immediately.