- Eve: Uh, what am I looking at?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Demons from Hell. In freshly dead bodies.Well, it's both something old and something new in something borrowed with plenty of nasty blue bits. So I'd call that a grand slam.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I tell them I'm the Devil. It tends to go over... well, I guess, reviews are mixed at this point.
- Lucifer Morningstar: So you're asserting dominance over a woman in order to learn how to stop asserting dominance over women?
- Chloe Decker: But I'm sure your father has a perfectly reasonable explanation.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I do, thank you. Maze was about to kill the first man, whom she used to scare the first woman away, so I had to go and nab some bride-soothing demons, aka, half the guest list.
- Chloe Decker: Maybe not perfectly normal, but...
- Chloe Decker: I don't want to add any drama to Maze's big day.
- Amenadiel: Drama? It's Maze and big feelings. What could possibly go wrong?
- Chloe Decker: Oh, and by the way, we need to talk.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Four most terrifying words in the English language.
- Linda Martin: [officiating Eve's and Maze's wedding] Between Heaven and Hell, there's an imperfect place. Our place, here on Earth. That's where these two women met. One who sees the best in people, and one who can torture the worst out of them. But these two women, they understood each other, and together they made, in this imperfect place, something that might actually be perfect.
- Mazikeen: Why? 'Cause you got kidnapped?
- Linda Martin: Uh... yep. That's exactly why.
- Dan Espinoza: So anyway, bill-to-head ratio, that's the only surefire way to tell a downy from a hairy woodpecker.
- Amenadiel: So anyway, bill-to-head ratio, that's the only surefire way to tell a downy from a hairy woodpecker.
- Dan Espinoza: Yeah, I never was, but that's the only book I could find down there.
- Amenadiel: There are books in Hell? That's nice.
- Dan Espinoza: 'Book."'Singular. Field Guide to Birds of North America.
- Amenadiel: Sounds like an interesting read, though.
- Dan Espinoza: Yeah, not so much after the ten-thousandth time.
- Linda Martin: A common rule of thumb suggests a month for every year you were together.
- Adam: All right, so... carry the one... How... how many years is a million months?
- Linda Martin: [officiating Eve's and Maze's wedding] Between Heaven and Hell, there's an imperfect place. Our place, here on Earth. That's where these two women met. One who sees the best in people, and one who can torture the worst out of them. But these two women, they understood each other, and together they made, in this imperfect place, something that might actually be perfect.