Let's Be Real (2020–2021)
Piotr Michael: Joe Biden
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Quotes
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Joe Biden : So whose playing Trump?
Nancy Pelosi : Well Joe, we couldn't find anyone quite as dangerously unhinged and erratic as the president so I settled on this rabid badger.
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Ivanka Trump : I recognize my dad's racism may not be to everyone's taste but the results speak for themselves.
Donald Trump : Let's see Biden top Malcolm X.
Larry King : Biden's got the real Tom Hanks, all the biggies like me, thirty years ago.
Donald Trump : Where does Biden get off? Biden was Vice President. That doesn't make him qualified to be President. I see how it all works. All the VP does is stand there nodding nervously while the President watches TV and tweets. It's a morons job. Vice Presidents are nothing but spinless homophobic religious nuts who weep uncontrollably every time I show them a picture of my ex-wife's boobs. Anyway Mike...
Mike Pence : Yes Sir.