Fable II (2008 Video Game)

Stephen Fry: Reaver

Quotes 

• Reaver : Admiring my weapon are you? The Dragon Stomper 49... only 6 were ever made for a lucky few... well not that lucky, I've killed 4 of them

• Reaver : Hah, do you really think my buttox look anything like that?

  [shoots painter] 

• Reaver : Do you really think my cheek bones are anywhere near that low?

  [shoots sculptor] 

• Reaver : Three months? Oh well that just won't do.

  [shoots Barnum] 

• Reaver : Oh that's right, I remember using these tunnels about two hundred years ago. I was consorting with Ursula at the time, and when Penelope found out she burned down the house while I was sleeping!... with Andrew, as I recall.

• Reaver : [Speaking about Lucien]  How dare he betray me, we had a gentleman's agreement, and just while I was betraying you!

• Reaver : [reffering to Lucien]  Oh, I thought he'd never shut up!